Someone left a magazine called "Pick Me Up" on my bus yesterday. I did what I was told.
Story headlines included:
Sweet revenge on my son's murderer
Health Alert: Why I twitch all over all day
My daughter had my husband's baby
My kitten made my toes fall off
Conned!! My jet-set boss was only 14!
Pick Me Up Magazine's tag-line is: Real life has never been so good!
I don't know about you, and I don't mean to boast or anything, but my real life has been at least this good. Probably better. I still have all of my toes, for a start.
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